I’m a slacker with many half-hearted pretensions. To create a hip hop album. To write an interracial, gay cartoon called “Tyrone & Tyler”. To someday create street art. To write novels professionally. I like to pretend that I will accomplish all of them, and I LOVE to pretend that I will accomplish one of them.Tumblr (3.0; @messiahbastard)http://messiahbastard.tumblr.com/<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyqs4yuZwF1qchpilo1_r2_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://messiahbastard.tumblr.com/post/16925775069http://messiahbastard.tumblr.com/post/16925775069Thu, 02 Feb 2012 09:33:55 -0800<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyqjdpnAdC1qfbon7o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://messiahbastard.tumblr.com/post/16925563332http://messiahbastard.tumblr.com/post/16925563332Thu, 02 Feb 2012 09:28:00 -0800<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyp8ivcjmP1qj26eao1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://messiahbastard.tumblr.com/post/16925436063http://messiahbastard.tumblr.com/post/16925436063Thu, 02 Feb 2012 09:24:25 -0800<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyrt9v0lah1qzvmivo1_250.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thepitapredator.tumblr.com/post/16920534758/cumstrangler666-knows-how-to-attract-the-ladies">thepitapredator</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>CumStrangler666 knows how to attract the ladies.</p> </blockquote>http://messiahbastard.tumblr.com/post/16925351600http://messiahbastard.tumblr.com/post/16925351600Thu, 02 Feb 2012 09:22:04 -0800<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyo8jmWUT11qilby2o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://notarobot.tumblr.com/post/16825903573/mrs-unperfect-lmfao">notarobot</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://mrs--unperfect.tumblr.com/post/16822141989/lmfao">mrs—unperfect</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Lmfao!!</p> </blockquote> </blockquote>http://messiahbastard.tumblr.com/post/16849533004http://messiahbastard.tumblr.com/post/16849533004Tue, 31 Jan 2012 17:39:19 -0800<a href="http://yurize.tumblr.com/post/16785880096/today-i-was-at-a-mexican-store-its-pretty-big">Would you like you if you met you?: Today I was at a Mexican store, it’s pretty big, big enough to have a...</a>: <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://yurize.tumblr.com/post/16785880096/today-i-was-at-a-mexican-store-its-pretty-big">yurize</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Today I was at a <em>Mexican </em>store, it’s pretty big, big enough to have a food court and sit down. So a few nieces, and my sister were sitting and eating. My sister begins to talk to a lady she knows, but in Spanish. This random guy who was sitting on the other side shouts “<strong>ENGLISH</strong>”. <br/>My sister…</p> </blockquote>http://messiahbastard.tumblr.com/post/16791718607http://messiahbastard.tumblr.com/post/16791718607Mon, 30 Jan 2012 17:13:40 -0800<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lymdrwfeZu1qbohddo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://ratsoff.com/post/16766367333/dude-youre-getting-adele-flyingscotsman-via">ratsoff</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Dude, you’re getting Adele.</p> <p>(<a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://flyingscotsman.tumblr.com/post/16766253105/i-see-what-you-did-there-via">flyingscotsman</a> via <a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://robotindisguise.tumblr.com/post/16766319385/flyingscotsman-i-see-what-you-did-there">robotindisguise</a>.)</p> </blockquote>http://messiahbastard.tumblr.com/post/16772828292http://messiahbastard.tumblr.com/post/16772828292Mon, 30 Jan 2012 12:07:22 -0800<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l46w7xscH41qb4rtoo1_400.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://micropig.tumblr.com/post/710055479/exellence-in-gif-form">micropig</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>exellence in gif form..</p> </blockquote>http://messiahbastard.tumblr.com/post/16697553713http://messiahbastard.tumblr.com/post/16697553713Sun, 29 Jan 2012 07:25:28 -0800<a href="http://magalomania.tumblr.com/post/16604612810/i-found-ice-cubes-good-day">☨ Je suis ce que je fuis ☨: I FOUND ICE CUBES 'GOOD DAY'</a>: <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://murkavenue.tumblr.com/post/16553509655/i-found-ice-cubes-good-day" target="_blank">murkavenue</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>CLUE 1:<br/> “went to short dogs house,<br/> they was watching Yo MTV<br/> RAPS”<br/> Yo MTV RAPS first aired:<br/> Aug 6th 1988<br/> CLUE 2:<br/> Ice Cubes single “today was a good day” released on:<br/> Feb 23 1993<br/> CLUE 3:<br/> ”The Lakers beat the Super <br/> Sonics”<br/> Dates between Yo MTV Raps air date AUGUST 6…</p> </blockquote>http://messiahbastard.tumblr.com/post/16619053897http://messiahbastard.tumblr.com/post/16619053897Fri, 27 Jan 2012 20:36:12 -0800<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxr3ifrmSf1qb5gkjo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://htmlwings.tumblr.com/post/16496317648/oh-no-how-devastating-it-is-to-live-in-a-world">htmlwings</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Oh, no!  How devastating it is to live in a world where people do not understand how enlightened you are!  If they only weren’t so stupid, they would be able to understand the significance of your insights.</p> </blockquote> <p>Reblogged cause of the commentary up top not because of the image.</p>http://messiahbastard.tumblr.com/post/16514386101http://messiahbastard.tumblr.com/post/16514386101Thu, 26 Jan 2012 00:27:01 -0800<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://citybluelights.tumblr.com/post/3230281906">citybluelights</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://painiack.tumblr.com/post/3229495900">painiack</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><strong>Spend hours looking at porn. </strong></p> <p><strong><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lgft06yYFG1qc2kz1.png"/></strong></p> <p><strong>Until you find the perfect one to masturbate to. </strong></p> <p><strong><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lgft5goEG81qc2kz1.gif"/></strong></p> <p><strong>Then get disgusted by it afterwards.</strong></p> <p><strong><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lgft7ovZV11qc2kz1.png"/><br/></strong></p> </blockquote> <p>lmfao</p> </blockquote>http://messiahbastard.tumblr.com/post/16431615930http://messiahbastard.tumblr.com/post/16431615930Tue, 24 Jan 2012 15:39:06 -0800<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvdzn5caKm1r3gsezo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://robotindisguise.tumblr.com/post/16066419410/this-is-my-anti-sopa-post-ratsoff-via">robotindisguise</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>This is my anti SOPA post</p> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://ratsoff.com/post/16064308295/gpoyw-via-shloobykitten">ratsoff</a>:<span class="tumblr_blog">(via </span><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://shloobykitten.tumblr.com/post/16051629667/this-is-my-face-anytime-a-guy-has-ever-facebook">shloobykitten</a>.)</p> </blockquote>http://messiahbastard.tumblr.com/post/16108238943http://messiahbastard.tumblr.com/post/16108238943Thu, 19 Jan 2012 00:00:45 -0800<p>I dig. You ever find any nice fellas?</p>http://messiahbastard.tumblr.com/post/16108068723http://messiahbastard.tumblr.com/post/16108068723Wed, 18 Jan 2012 23:51:48 -0800<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_luw1s9Id0e1qz4tnco1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://magalomania.tumblr.com/post/12999270291/its-pizza-vegetable-friday">magalomania</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>It’s <strike>PIZZA</strike> VEGETABLE FRIDAY!</p> </blockquote>http://messiahbastard.tumblr.com/post/13273302512http://messiahbastard.tumblr.com/post/13273302512Thu, 24 Nov 2011 15:17:13 -0800<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lu634zKcxg1r23mu1o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://magalomania.tumblr.com/post/12357524253/slutty">magalomania</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Slutty.</p> </blockquote> <p>I had the opportunity to order pizza today, but decided to get chinese instead. Looking at this picture makes me realize I wasted my entire day today. =/</p>http://messiahbastard.tumblr.com/post/12634305048http://messiahbastard.tumblr.com/post/12634305048Thu, 10 Nov 2011 23:36:32 -0800<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ln7f8at2zf1qi6tbqo1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://messiahbastard.tumblr.com/post/11219703914http://messiahbastard.tumblr.com/post/11219703914Sun, 09 Oct 2011 01:23:13 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lsrc46aA5x1qazkdco1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://imperialbedrooms.tumblr.com/post/11187537086">imperialbedrooms</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>This line redefined me and shaped who I am today.</p> </blockquote>http://messiahbastard.tumblr.com/post/11219702571http://messiahbastard.tumblr.com/post/11219702571Sun, 09 Oct 2011 01:23:09 -070030 RockLiz LemonTina Fey<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lsqay22nIZ1qzt39eo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://messiahbastard.tumblr.com/post/11219701736http://messiahbastard.tumblr.com/post/11219701736Sun, 09 Oct 2011 01:23:06 -0700LOL<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lsrox33n6u1qelclpo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://highly-sophisticated.tumblr.com/post/11198366953">highly-sophisticated</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Danny Trejo</p> </blockquote>http://messiahbastard.tumblr.com/post/11219547542http://messiahbastard.tumblr.com/post/11219547542Sun, 09 Oct 2011 01:13:55 -0700Danny TrejoBadassMexican-AmericanAnti HeroMacheteDesperado<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lsmo4cLgZ71r3rsfmo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://neil-gaiman.tumblr.com/post/11091691133">neil-gaiman</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>There are bitter ironies, and there are evil idiots, and then there’s the Westboro Baptist Church.</p> <p>Goodbye Steve Jobs. You left the world better and more interesting than you found it…</p> </blockquote>http://messiahbastard.tumblr.com/post/11111745250http://messiahbastard.tumblr.com/post/11111745250Thu, 06 Oct 2011 14:03:53 -0700